10. You write your screen name on a job application.
9. You surf without sun screen.
8. You actually believe that something good will happen if you forward this message to 7 more people.
7. Your devotions are e-mailed to you by ThyKing.com
6. You get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail.
5. You consider the “You’ve Got Mail” voice guy a father figure.
4. You spend half a flight with your laptop on your lap, and your child stored in the overhead bin.
3. The Trojan virus was harder on you than the flu.
2. You know all the AOL access numbers by heart.
1. After reading this list you forward it to everyone in your address book.
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